Healthineers launch and dance video is one of the all-time funniest HIStalk posts, IMO. The cringe level was off the…
Morning Headlines 4/20/26
Sectra completes Oxipit acquisition, accelerating autonomous AI in radiology
Medical imaging vendor Sectra acquires Oxipit, which offers AI solutions such as autonomous chest x-ray analysis.
Siemens to hold Healthineers spin-off vote in February 2027
Siemens will vote on whether or not to spin off its Healthineers business in February 2027.
Ōura Welcomes Galen AI Team, Acquires Technology to Advance Connected Health AI Roadmap
Smart ring company Oura acquires AI-based personal health companion startup Galen AI.

Re: Will Siemens spin off Healthineers? Maybe so, just because they’ll forever be known as the creators of the absolute worst name for a business in the history of technology.
Healthineers, like that German dance crew that wore those colorful bodysuits? I thought they broke up years ago.
Great, thanks for getting “we are, we are, oh hoh, oh hoh” stuck in my head again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5LiUrezV6k
Healthineers launch and dance video is one of the all-time funniest HIStalk posts, IMO. The cringe level was off the charts!